The Patriots (And Uppy) Have Never Needed Gronk Back More Than Right Now

By Uppy

Somehow, without Rob Gronkowski and Tom Brady, the Patriots are 2-0. Now they will have to win week three without Gronk, TB12, and most likely Jimmy Garoppolo, as he suffered a sprained AC joint in his right, throwing shoulder in Sunday's contest against the Dolphins. The Patriots were able to hold off the Dolphins with their third string QB Jacoby Brissett, but the confidence in him to win week three against Houston, with Nuk Hopkins and Will Fuller running amuck on the secondary, is rather low.

So what does Jacoby need to help him win? Rob Gronkowski. Shit, I could throw for at least 150 and 3 TDs if I was throwing to Gronk. 6'6" 250 lbs? Just throw it near him and he'll catch it. Which brings me to point two. I drafted Gronk 10th overall in fantasy football. This MF, needs to get back on the field. I'm tired of throwing Martellus Bennett out there because the best tight end in football is hurt. I'm good at fantasy football (*at least my mom thinks so) and I win championships. But apparently I'm stupid and didn't have the slightest club that Gronk was still hurt. So I suck I guess. But Gronk needs to get his ass back and put up 30 points so I can breathe easy and my pillows aren't so wet from tears. 

Help us Rob Gronkowski, you're my only hope. (But help me more than the Pats. I couldn't care less if they win games or not.)