NFL Clears Al Jazeera Suspects

By Bob

Well, it is about time this bullshit of a case is over. I could have told you from day one that Charlie Shy was a complete con artist. This loser really made a documentary called "The Dark Side" and had the audacity to incriminate multiple great athletes from James Harrison to the Sheriff Peyton Manning about being their pharmacist and prescribing them PEDS. First of all, this guy just sounds like a creep from naming his movie after Star Wars idea. I love Star Wars don't get me wrong, but this guy has to be a virgin if hes that caught up with Darth Vader at his age. Secondly, Peyton Manning is probably the last man i would ever think to use performance enhancing drugs. Peyton is more of a alcohol guy obviously and has too much of a good person to have to stoop to that level. 

What pisses me off about this whole entire thing is that even after Peyton got interviewed and had no ties to any PEDS, this idiot of a commissioner Roger Godell asks other athletes to get interviewed. James Harrison put it perfectly: "Roger Godell is the devil". I am really starting to believe he might be at this point with the bullshit he pulls each season. I understand he has to keep order of the league and be fair, but this joke of a rumor comes floating along and suddenly some of the NFLs best talent are now cheaters? That would get me heated, it was stupid of him and the rest of the idiots making decisions  to even believe that middle school crock of shit. This is the official statement from the NFL regarding the case"The NFL found no credible evidence that Pittsburgh's James Harrison and Green Bay's Clay Matthews and Julius Peppers were provided with or used substances prohibited under the NFL-NFLPA Policy on Performance-Enhancing Substances following a comprehensive investigation into allegations made in a documentary by Al-Jazeera America". Well Charlie Sly, thanks for wasting Americas time we really appreciate you are the reason we cant have nice things. Your cry for attention was actually pathetic, and get ready for Peyton and the rest of the beasts you annoyed to sue the shit out of you. As for you Godell, for real man get your shit together.

The face you make when everybody knows you've been lying. 

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