Eagles Turn An Ugly First Half Into A Win

By Uppy

The first half was just ew, but hey a wins a win. The Eagles really turned it on in the second half with Wentz throwing dime after dime, but it would be nice to see the receivers, you know, catch the ball. I mean that is their job right? Like they had to be really good at catching footballs in college in order to get to this point in their career, so what is so hard about doing the one thing you're paid millions of dollars to do. And yes, I'm talking to you, Jordan Matthews, you stone-handed fuck. 

It was nice to beat up on the Bears because it's funny when Ditka gets sad. The defense looked great as always @BrandonGraham. It's nice to see a defense run by a real defensive coordinator. Haven't had that since Jim Johnson (RIP). Ryan Matthews popped in touchdowns including a sweet scamper to the corner after getting bounced around at the goal line. 

It's late. I'm going to bed happy. And we're on to fight a Le'veon Bell-less Steelers group that saw some miscommunication between Big Ben and AB84 last week. Fletcher Cox will be in for a huge day disrupting the pass. Birds 2-0. Wentz 2-0. Doug Pederson: capable.