Eagles DROP Another Game to Seattle

By Uppy

At the end of the game, Phil Simms and Jim Nantz sat there and said Doug Pederson should be proud of the effort that his team gave today. Uh yeah I sure disagree. The Eagles looked downright putrid today. The receivers can't catch. The line can't block. The secondary can't tackle. Nobody could tackle Russell Wilson. Nelson Agholor doesn't know where to line up and costs us a 60 yard touchdown. Nelson Agholor drops a huge 3rd and long pass that hits him in the god damn hands. And then just as a special fuck you to Philadelphia, Nelson Agholor catches a tough, meaningless two point conversion at the end of the game. Fuck you Nelson, don't get on the plane home. And for his partner in crime, Jordan Matthews, if you two don't learn how to do your job and catch the football (that's literally the entire job description) please just go play for Dallas. 

Too many penalties (2nd in the league only to the god damn Raiders who usually play like the Mean Machine from the Longest Yard), too many drops, too many miscues. Wentz needs to figure it out. Shockingly Ryan "Fragile-Handle With Care" Mathews got hurt. Shockingly the big fuck Jason Peters got hurt for the 136th straight game. Shockingly, the Eagles can't beat the Seahawks. I hope the secondary is disrespected by the fact that Russell Wilson caught a touchdown on them because if not we can just start tanking for a receiver or a real lineman. FUCK the Eagles are so frustrating. My early death will be on your hands Doug and Carson. PLEASE figure it out.