Bills Part with Running Back Williams, Dareus to Enter Rehab

By Bob

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Hours before a pre-season game against the New York Football Giants, some huge news was announced from the Bills camp. The foot God aka Rex Ryan and his staff made the decision to cut second year running back Karlos Williams. Williams had a very impressive rookie season finishing with a little over 600 all-purpose yards, nine touchdowns and an eye opening 5.6 YPC. Even though he shocked some blackout drunk Bills fans last year, he must have been doing too much partying with them during the off season because his weight had become the main reason for his release. Although he had been listed at 229 pounds, he had weighed in at his fattest at 261 pounds! You have to be binge eating like Rob Kardashian if you gain that much weight in a matter of a few months. Football players are supposed to exercise and work hard in order to get playing time right? Well apparently Williams did not get that memo because that fatass just cost himself a job. It did not help that he was suspended the first 4 games of the 2016 season for violating the NFL's substance abuse policy. You really hate to see it. Such promise in these young guys, and they decide to throw it all away just to live the extravagant lifestyle, it is kind of pathetic. If Williams can drop some lbs faster then Rex after his wife cut out feet from his diet, then i think he can find a new home soon enough. The two front-runners i could see trying to sign him are either the Redskins or the Lions. Each of these teams only have one solid running back in their rotation, so a rejuvenated Williams could be a huge catch for either team. 

The other big news from the Bills this Saturday is that pro bowler Marcell Dareus will be entering rehab in response to his suspension for marijuana that is costing him the first four games of this season. After missing a game last year due to violating the leagues policy, Marcell knew it was time to be an adult and stop being friends with Mary. Dareus stated regarding his mature decison saying "I appreciate the support of my teammates and the Bills organization through this process". That everybody, is how you handle a shitty situation put in front of you. You realize you fucked up, and instead of sitting on your ass while waiting to get back on the field, you try to get yourself better so you do not make the same stupid mistake twice. I personally think being suspended for pot is stupid since it takes away the grueling pain these players inflict on each other every practice/game, but i unfortunately do not have a say in the rules (although i should because Godell is SHOT). Anyways, Dareus' return cannot come soon enough, as the Bills defense have already had a shitty beginning to the season to say the least. Not only are their two top picks Shaw Lawson and Reggie Ragland already out for the year, but defensive end Manny Lawson is under investigation for possibly violating the "personal conduct policy". Oh, and the guy who punched Geno Smith in the face last year Ik Enemkpali was actually expected to get some reps this year, until he tore his ACL and got cut. #BillsMafia has had absolutely no luck so far this year, but hopefully it gets better before it gets worse because this team does have the talent to be a lowkey contender. If there is anything i know about Buffalo, it does not matter if they suck anyways the fans will just get drunk and throw one another through burning tables until the season is over.