Look at the Big Piece getting back on my radar!! Ryan Howard low key having a good season for a bench player. And not only is he getting his swing back to excite bloggers like me, he is setting milestones. This season will be the 10th time Howard has hit 20+ HR in a season, making him 2nd only to Michael Jack Schmidt with 14.
The only rational reason for this recent resurgence would be that Ryan obviously is a Highly Controversial Sports fan and read my article praising him for being Ryan Howard and giving it all he's got this season.
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Ryan Howard just out here giving Phillies fans a thing to cheer about. What a guy! He's the kind of guy you invite to your birthday party. Somebody get me his number! Thank you, Ryan Howard, you give me hope.