Logan Morrison Cries About Gary Sanchez Being in the Home Run Derby Instead of Him

By Djack

Someone call the wambulance, I think Logan Morrison has a hurt feeling. What a fucking bitch this guy is, you call yourself a man? Logan Morrison spoke out against Gary Sanchez being in the home run derby instead of him. Morrison argument was that he has hit more homers than Sanchez, which is very true, he even made a point that he had 14 home runs like a month and a half ago. That's cute, Gary also missed an entire month of the season, but you failed to mention that part now didn't you. He also forgot to mention that El Gary has hit more home runs than Morrison since entering the league. Therefore, shitting all over Morrisons sorry point because in actuality El Gary is the better power hitter since he's clearly hit more home runs than Morrison since being called up to the big leagues last August.

​Morrison was more pissed off at the fact the MLB doesn't show any recognition to him or players on smaller market teams, but don't you dare use Gary's name in vain trying to get your point across. That shit doesn't fly with me, especially when he's 100x the player that he'll ever be. Logan Morrison has had one good half a season and expects the world, slow your roll, kid. Sanchez doesn't even have a full season under his belt and he's got a higher career WAR than you. Obviously the young star is going to get the nod instead of the middle aged one year wonder. Now, when El Gary wins the Home Run Derby, I'll cordially invite LoMo to suck it.