Enes "Kanter" has been Disowned by his Family

by Djack

Enes Gülen, formerly Enes Kanter has changed his name due to being disowned by his family. This has got to be one of the most brutal blows you can take in life ,your family just telling you you're kicked out and no more thanksgiving dinner for you. I believe this is all some political mumbo jumbo because apparently it stemmed from Enes supporting something his father didn't believe in. I don't have the smallest inclination in what goes on over in Turkey, but I know it ain't America and you don't get to have the same religious or political freedoms without consequence over there. In this case the family just disowned him. Now most of you are probably like WOAH!!! That's some fucked up shit. Not really, in Turkey if you don't get murdered for disagreeing with your father you're probably doing quite well for yourself. I'm sure Enes is a little upset I know I would be, that 17 million he's making this year will help ease the pain. Just be happy you're a famous basketball player Enes, or else you'd probably be in one of those ISIS beheading videos.