Terrell Owens Is Available to Play WR For the Eagles

By Uppy

No this is not click bait, this is semi-serious. When asked on Twitter Sunday night if he could come out of retirement and help the Eagles, the 42 year old Terrell Owens answered "Available". All of the "experts" have shot it down already and I'm here to tell you those people are stupid. T.O was one of the greatest wide receivers of his time, literally carrying the Eagles to Super Bowl 39. 

Tom Brady is 39 and is going to win the MVP this year. T.O. is three years older but looks exactly like he did in his playing days. 

Look at this fucking dude! Give him the veteran minimum, strap some pads on this man, and tell him to go long. Let the guy play! Seriously what do the Eagles have to lose? DGB and Nelson Agholor have yet to figure out the incredible task of running really fast right past people, so maybe Owens can teach them a thing or two. This team needs a veteran wide out desperately and why not let a man with 2% body fat give it a shot.

P.S. I'm also all for offering LeBron James all the money in the universe to come play tight end. Just an idea.