SAM BRADFORD TO THE VIKINGS

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

FUCKING WHY?????

Every fucking year! Why do we do crazy shit every fucking year?? I feel like EDP right now! I am too flustered to type. The Eagles have just traded their starting quarterback to the Minnesota Vikings for a 2017 first round pick and an additional pick in 2018 DAYS before the start of the season. WHICH MEANS Chase Daniel is now the starting quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles. 

Which really means, how long until Carson Wentz is our starting quarterback? Like its officially go time kid. Sorry you're not learning how to play from Chase Daniel. 

Ok, I'm halfway through and I'm starting to think of the good things. Ruppy, my brother inside source guy, loves the trade for some reason. We get a first round pick back that will help repair our empty bag of picks for this year's draft. And while I do like gaining picks for obvious reasons, I just really don't like the idea of changing quarterbacks days before the season starts.

I'm done. I can't even think anymore. Call me Week 3 or whenever Wentz takes over, which ever comes first. Please be right Howie Roseman.