God I hate Monday Night Football. Will I be saying that tomorrow? No. I will be enjoying some fine natural ice while praising The Ginger Prince and agreeing with Jon Gruden on how great he is. But right now, on Sunday, I hate when the Birds are on MNF.
With that being said, this game will be a huge test for the rook. National television under the lights and a big debut to back up. Going into Chicago to face Da Bears. This game's gonna be yugeee. "So Uppy, you're a smart, rational guy. What do you expect from Carson Wentz and the Eagles tomorrow night?"
Oh what do I think, you ask? Well there's two different thoughts I have. One: Carson Wentz slings his ginger dong all over the windy city and throws for 300 and 4 TD. Eagles D is hungry for some bear meat and the Birds get the dub. Two: Maybe since Ryan Matthews has remarkably made it through week one unharmed, he can be a workhouse and take pressure off of Wentz, who will get his second career win while throwing for a modest 240 and 2 TD. Maybe he'll nail a read option at the goal line and sneak one in. Birds get the dub.
Final Score Eagles 35-10.
Records: Wentz 2-0. EDP 2-0. America 1-0.