Eagles vs Giants "UGH fine" Pre Game Blog

By Uppy

That's how I feel going into this game. The 10-4 Giants are coming to Philly to play the apathetic 5-9 Eagles and I couldn't care less. How the Giants are 10-4 is beyond me but I'm praying that Carson and the gang of high school wide receivers can spoil something for the Giants. But if we beat the Giants then the Cowboys get a first round bye before they even step on the field this week so it's like beating Hitler so Satan can win. Just a real poopfest to quote Richard Sherman.

All I'm hoping for is an entertaining game that shows me some bright spots for the future. Just gonna keep dreaming of the Wentz/DJack/Alshon connection that will surely disappoint me anyway. Hopefully Malcolm Jenkins can quiet Odell and help me not call the suicide hotline for trading OBJ off my fantasy team and costing me the championship.

I said it weeks ago and I'll say it now. I don't even care what happens to the Eagles I'm just an anti-Vikings fan in hopes of our draft pick getting better. Also just praying that the Browns lose out so I can feel better about myself.

Doug, just please don't go for it on 4th down every time and don't go for 2 for no reason. This isn't high school football and we weren't trying to sign Andy Reid 2.0 when we brought you in. Just keep me hopeful for 2017 plz. 

Maybe I'll do a live blog tn IDK stay tuned.