Eagles Lose Stinker of a Game to Redskins

By Uppy

Ew. That was just a gross game to watch. Sloppy play on both sides of the ball to go with a million penalties (14 I believe) for the second straight game. Two games with 110+ penalty yards will result in 2 losses almost every time. Rookie Halapoulivaati Vaitai did an absolutely horrendous job filling in for roided up Lane Johnson while he serves his suspension. Ryan Kerrigan literally bullied Vaitai around the field today. Just rag dolled him wherever he pleased while he wreaked havoc in the backfield. The O-line didn't give Wentz a chance today until they started getting help from the smallest player on the field in Darren Sproles. He was doing a better job than Vaitai at stopping the bum rush from Washington. 

The defense couldn't stop a fucking nose bleed as every player handed the ball from Kirk Cousins was running for 20+ on a consistent basis. Then we finally start to bottle up the run on the Redskins last drive and while we only need one more stop to get the ball back and have a chance to extend the game, we get gashed by Matt Fucking Jones and lose our second straight. Shout out to Malcolm Jenkins for the Pick 6 and Wendell Smallwood for the Kick Return TD but overall boo. Gross. Ugh. Filth. I hate days like today.