So Nigel Bradham took the bye week to spend some time in lovely Miami, as would any rich football player. But, just like other dumb football players, Bradham for some reason had a loaded gun on him and "forgot" it was in his bag. Those dang loaded weapons are always so tricky to keep track of. I can relate. I mean I lose my headphones ALL THE TIME. Oh wait that's different. Because I won't get arrested if I forget to take them out of my backpack before boarding a flight with dozens of people. No one's ever wound up on the no fly list because their tangled bumblefuck Apple headphones were hidden underneath a pack of gum in their bag.
Look I get it. NFL players have tons of money and are worried somebody is gonna try to rob them or worse sometimes, but if you look like this:
you're good bro. Just take your shirt off if somebody steps to you and that should be the end of that.
There's actually one reason that makes sense for Nigel to be packing while in Miami:
FUCKKKKKK THAT. Everyone is allowed to open fire on any clown they see so carry on Nigel.
P.S. Nigel Bradham has a concealed carry permit and it is clear there was no criminal intent, but I'm sure he still probably broke some law. Just hope he can get this cleared up and get back to the field.