This Cubs Fan Single Handidly just Cost the Cubs the World Series

By Djack

I'm sorry Cubs fans, it'll be 108 years and counting after this postseason thanks to this asshole fan who just jinxed your team. We all know the Cubs have horrible luck to begin with from the Billy goat to Bartman, the Cubs just always seem to run into some sort of bad luck on the path to glory. I'm sure some other idiots have done this in the past and all of them have failed. I don't know why Cubs fans would do this to themselves, do you guys like being the best losers in baseball or something, like c'mon you're finally the clear cut favorite to win it all, and you go out and do some dumb shit like this to just throw your season down the drain. If I'm the Cubs owner I'm finding out where this guy lives, going to his house, and driving him straight to the tattoo removal parlor. I'm not taking any chances after 108 years of bad luck, I'm making sure this horrible horrible streak comes to an end. In all honesty, I'm happy this Cubs fan did this for a few reasons. One, he jinxed the Cubs, since this has gotten so much attention on social media it definitley classifies as a jinx of enough magnitude to ruin the Cubs World Series chances. Two, I think the Cubs unfortunate streak of being losers is good for baseball, with the Red Sox curse broken, what dramatic World Series drought are we going to have without the Cubs. The league needs a team they can hype and be like, oh this is their year they're finally going to win it, and then they lose at some point in the postseason and the cycle continues. As much as I'd love to see the city of Chicago go into full blown pandemonium after a World Series victory, I'd love nothing more to see the Cubs get their hearts ripped out in the World Series after finally thinking they were a shoe in to win it. Also this douche bag fan will look like an idiot so that's another plus.