What the hell just happened? Big Ben and AB84 just came into Philly and got fucking WORKED!
I mean seriously, if you told me the Steelers were gonna come to Philly and lose 34-3, I wouldn't have known what to say to you because that would be a ridiculous statement. I was driving home from Penn State today (student-athlete grind) and I was forced to listen to the Steelers broadcast, and was blasphemously denied the broadcast of the one and only Merrill Reese. The Steelers broadcasters LITERALLY were calling for the Steelers to drop 50 on the Birds today.
Well HA! Not today!
IDK what else to say about this victory other than I am officially drinking the Wentz kool-aid, I'm on the Wentz Wagon, I'm a believer. IDK. I was gearing up for a 4 win season and we already have 3. Wentz appears to be the real deal, and that't not just coming from Philly idiots. That's coming from tons of analysts who all despise Philadelphia sports.
The Eagles won all three aspects of today's football game. I only got to watch the second half, but what I saw was pure beauty. Fletcher Cox bum rushing linemen into the backfield, Sproles having wide receiver-like numbers, Carson Wentz just slinging his dong all over the field to the tune of 23 for 31, 301 yards, 2 TD, and yet again: ZERO INTERCEPTIONS!!
For once, it's an exciting, optimistic time to be a fan of the Philadelphia Eagles. WATTBA. Rational analysis coming tomorrow.